COMPANY HISTORY
(exact dates during this period are unknown)
The mysterious well-women of Watehi arrive to bless the springs
Testing commences on earliest watercooler prototype
The Super CEO oversees the creation of an automaton assistant
1869. The Circle of Productivity visits Zaibatsu Head Office (colorized)
1921. A fresh batch of interns learn to use the now standardized Data Expunction kits
1953. The Executive Bathroom opens its doors to all card-carrying shareholders
1988. Employees work overtime in an attempt to solve the company's very first Secret Word
1993. The Gamesmaster makes a surprise appearance during the Barracuda Festival opening ceremonies
1997. The CEO receives a mysterious gift from Europop artists The Vengaboys
2008. A new phenomenon, now known as the common Gas Leak, is first observed at Zaibatsu Corp's Dallas branch
2069. The Circle of Productivity today, led by chief engineer Abhorenz
