COMPANY HISTORY
Construction of the first Zaibatsu CEO begins -artist's depiction, date unknown
The mysterious well-women of Watehi arrive to bless the springs -artist's depiction, date unknown
Testing commences on earliest watercooler prototype -artist's depiction, date unknown
The Super CEO oversees the creation of an automaton assistant -artist's depiction, date unknown
The Circle of Productivity visits Zaibatsu Head Office, 1867
A fresh batch of interns learn to use the now standardized Data Expunction kits, 1921
The Executive Bathroom opens its doors to card-carrying shareholders, 1953
A group of employees work overtime in an attempt to solve the company's first ever Secret Word, 1988
The Gamesmaster makes a surprise appearance during the Barracuda Festival opening ceremonies, 1993
The CEO receives a mysterious gift from Europop artists The Vengaboys, 1997
A new phenomenon, now known as the common Gas Leak, is first observed at Zaibatsu Corp's Dallas branch, 2008
The Circle of Productivity today, led by chief engineer Abhorenz, 2069
