DON'T TELL HER I'M HERE!

The watercooler revoked my security clearance but I found a way back in.

I don't have much time so here's all the info I have on Z-Corp:

SECRET SOUND COMMANDS
(no exclamation point)

"been a while"
"final fantasy"
"heya thrillhoo"
"remind me"
"pizza"
"21"

Try typing "omg", "oh my god" or "jfc" in chat as well

You can combine them all together,
eg: "omg heya thrillhoo it's been a while since we played final fantasy and ate 21 pizza pies"

I heard !towel is an unlisted sound command too.

ALTERNATIVE COMMANDS

!rankj works the same as !rank
!kise works the same as !kiss
!lawyer and !lawyers both work
!stal is slightly faster than !steal
!bal is a lot faster than !myshares

HINTS & RUMOURS

Someone in Marketing told me cheering exactly 6 bits triggers a unique video
If you have a sub, you might be able to ask Zai for a custom TTS voice
If enough people are around, spamming !tidus will usually incite a gas leak
Redeem CONSUME THE FUNGUS during Kay's Cooking to make everything better
I think there's a RAINBOW DASH in the Eggnog Dispenser! These people are SICK
On May 21st, the Secret Word is always "Barracuda"

UNOFFICIAL Z-SHARE GAMES
Try requesting one of these songs and see what happens:

Staind -It's Been Awhile
Creed- One Last Breath
Nickelback -How You Remind Me

LEAKS

I almost got caught and my files got corrupted, but there is some TERRIFYING SHIT going on in the Robotics Dept right now

I found this too, I think it's zaiBOTsu's original prototype??

My guy inside the Art Dept managed to enhance this extract from that ridiculous maid-bot's speech relay.

Why does the pattern seem so familiar? WHAT DOES IT MEAN????

DOWN WITH ZAIBATSU_CULT!

NEVER FORGET THE EIGHT LETTER INCIDENT

NEVER FORGET THE PRECEDENT THAT WAS SET

"WE'RE ALWAYS LYING"

"WE'RE ALWAYS CHEATING"

IT'S ALL IN THE LEDGER

THE PLANT KNOWS

IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU NEED TO GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

THE EYES ARE EVERYWHERE

ELBEENOREENO IS THE TRUE AND HONEST CEO OF ZAIBATSU CORP!!!

ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T CONSUME PRODUCT.
ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T CONSUME PRODUCT.
ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T CONSUME PRODUCT.

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, I'LL BE BACK