DON'T TELL THEM I'M HERE!
You thought I was gone for good?
I'll ALWAYS find a way back in!
I even left some gifts for you...
Since my temporary takeover of the website back in April, I've had more time to organize my findings using the resources available here. I've also made some VERY interesting new discoveries, so here's all the info I have so far on Z-Corp:
(no exclamation point)
been a while
final fantasy
heya thrillhoo
remind me
pizza
hello
21
Hi
Try typing "omg", "oh my god" or "jfc" in chat as well
You can combine them all together,
eg: "Hi omg heya thrillhoo it's been a while since we played final fantasy and ate 21 pizza pies"
I heard !towel is an unlisted sound command too!
!rankj works the same as !rank
!kise works the same as !kiss
!lawyer and !lawyers both work
!stal is slightly faster than !steal
!bal is a lot faster than !myshares
!ä and !ö also work
If you want to stop a gas leak, redeem HOLOGRAMS (it mutes all sound commands)
If you want to START a gas leak, redeem CONSUME PRODUCT
Optimal gas leak sounds: !tidus, !crowe, !grandslam, !hellyeah, !ohgod
Someone in Marketing told me that cheering with specific bit amounts can trigger unique videos - 6, 50, 69, 96, 100, 200, 300, 400, 420, 500 and 1000
I think there's a RAINBOW DASH in the Eggnog Dispenser! These people are SICK
UNOFFICIAL Z-SHARE GAMES
Try requesting one of these songs and see what happens:
Staind - It's Been Awhile
Creed - One Last Breath
Nickelback - How You Remind Me
Dixon Dallas - Good Lookin'
ICEBERG RIGHT AHEAD! A new unlisted lore page dropped recently. I'm sure this will go live soon but enjoy the exclusivity while it lasts (they excluded a few atrocities from their list, obviously)
No image for this one yet but it seems the CEO and his poison dispenser recently posed for some kind of "formal portrait" for the office or something. Not much solid information at this point but my sources tell me a certain artist has been visiting H.R with sketches lately.
While we're on the subject of the H.R Dept, this is what happens when you access Thrill's computer btw. You probably should ignore this.
I FOUND MORE CURSED PROTOTYPES TOO WTFFFFFFFFFF
Still trying to figure out what's going on with the maid-bot's speech relay here.
It's driving me crazy. That pattern, it's so familiar... WHAT DOES IT MEAN????
After months and months of indecision from the execs, the Zaibatic Standard is finally live. If I still worked for these monsters, I'd have access to the beachhouse by now. God dammit. You want some icons?
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If you've always wanted to win EoM but keep getting ripped off, I swiped the template so you can just make your own (add your name in flame text here)
Stolen wallpapers for your Stockholm Syndrome! There are SO MANY of those stupid desktop wallpapers lying around, I just grabbed a few.
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Have you played the poison dispenser's old watercooler dress-up game yet?
Speaking of games, Zai has some propaganda mods for Lethal Company if you're into that shit.
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DOWN WITH ZAIBATSU_CULT!
NEVER FORGET THE EIGHT LETTER INCIDENT
NEVER FORGET THE PRECEDENT THAT WAS SET
"WE'RE ALWAYS LYING"
"WE'RE ALWAYS CHEATING"
IT'S ALL IN THE LEDGER
THE PLANT KNOWS
IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU NEED TO GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
THE EYES ARE EVERYWHERE
ELBEENOREENO IS THE TRUE AND HONEST CEO OF ZAIBATSU CORP!!!
ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T CONSUME PRODUCT.
ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T CONSUME PRODUCT.
ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T CONSUME PRODUCT.
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, WE'LL MEET AGAIN
