DON'T TELL THEM I'M HERE!

You thought I was gone for good?
I'll ALWAYS find a way back in!
I can't miss this year's Barracuda Festival, after all.
First time? I've got all the hints you need below!
I even left some gifts for you...

During my temporary takeover of the website, I've had more time to organize my findings. I've also made some VERY interesting new discoveries, so here's all the info I have so far on Z-Corp:

SECRET SOUND COMMANDS

(no exclamation point)
"been a while"
"final fantasy"
"heya thrillhoo"
"remind me"
"pizza"
"hello"
"21"
"Hi"

Try typing "omg", "oh my god" or "jfc" in chat as well

You can combine them all together,
eg: "Hi omg heya thrillhoo it's been a while since we played final fantasy and ate 21 pizza pies"

I heard !towel is an unlisted sound command too!

ALTERNATIVE COMMANDS

!rankj works the same as !rank
!kise works the same as !kiss
!lawyer and !lawyers both work
!stal is slightly faster than !steal
!bal is a lot faster than !myshares
!ä and !ö also work

HINTS & RUMOURS

The company's annual 'Barracuda Festival' is coming up. This is easy Z-shares so here's what you do. It always starts on May 21st. The Secret Word will be "barracuda" every stream for five streams. Zai puts a 40-minute delay on the prize trigger so typing it before the clues are enabled won't do anything. Just listen out for the Rugrats sound, wait for the bot message "Secret Word clues enabled!" and then type 'barracuda' as fast as you can.

The Barracuda Festival has this 'closing ceremony' thing where Accounting gift 5 million Z-shares to the guy who started the tradition. If you want to !steal from anyone, this is your target. Keep an eye out for him on the leaderboard once the last prize has been won.

If you want to stop a gas leak, redeem HOLOGRAMS (it mutes all sound commands)

If you want to START a gas leak, redeem CONSUME PRODUCT

Optimal gas leak sounds: !tidus, !crowe, !grandslam, !ohgod

Someone in Marketing told me that cheering with specific bit amounts can trigger unique sounds - 6, 50, 69, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500 and 100

I think there's a RAINBOW DASH in the Eggnog Dispenser! These people are SICK

UNOFFICIAL Z-SHARE GAMES
Try requesting one of these songs and see what happens:

Staind - It's Been Awhile
Creed - One Last Breath
Nickelback - How You Remind Me
Dixon Dallas - Good Lookin'

LEAKS

I got a better look inside the Robotics Dept and I wish I hadn't. I'm still having nightmares about this thing...

Apparently the execs are still finalizing the details on this "Zaibatic Standard" thing, whatever that is. Some kind of new tiered access system. Look out for it soon, I guess (I haven't been able to snag a decent pic but is that a fucking golf course??)

No image for this one yet but it seems the CEO and his poison dispenser recently posed for some kind of "formal portrait" for the office or something. Not much solid information at this point but my sources tell me a certain artist has been visiting H.R with sketches lately.

While we're on the subject of the H.R Dept, this is what happens when you access Thrill's computer btw. You probably should ignore this.

I FOUND MORE CURSED PROTOTYPES TOO WTFFFFFFFFFF

Still trying to figure out what's going on with the maid-bot's speech relay here.

It's driving me crazy. That pattern, it's so familiar... WHAT DOES IT MEAN????

PLUNDER

If you've always wanted to win EoM but keep getting ripped off, I swiped the template so you can just make your own (add your name in flame text here)

Stolen wallpapers for your Stockholm Syndrome! There are SO MANY of those stupid desktop wallpapers lying around, I just grabbed a few.

Have you played the poison dispenser's watercooler dress-up game?

(what happened to the dating sim? member that one? All I have is this "cheeky screenie")

Speaking of games, Zai has some propaganda mods for Lethal Company if you're into that shit.

DOWN WITH ZAIBATSU_CULT!

NEVER FORGET THE EIGHT LETTER INCIDENT

NEVER FORGET THE PRECEDENT THAT WAS SET

"WE'RE ALWAYS LYING"

"WE'RE ALWAYS CHEATING"

IT'S ALL IN THE LEDGER

THE PLANT KNOWS

IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU NEED TO GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

THE EYES ARE EVERYWHERE

ELBEENOREENO IS THE TRUE AND HONEST CEO OF ZAIBATSU CORP!!!

ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T CONSUME PRODUCT.
ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T CONSUME PRODUCT.
ASK QUESTIONS. DON'T CONSUME PRODUCT.

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN, I'LL BE BACK