THE CEO
AKA: Zai, Zaiba, Cat-Robot
Leader of Zaibatsu Corp, capable of transforming into any object at will. Sometimes he beeps, sometimes he boops.
Thrillhoo
Office watercooler and head of the HR Dept. Part of a network of hive-mind watercoolers across all company sites. She's always watching. She's always listening...
zaiBOTsu
The channel's bot and TTS mascot. You can ask the bot questions with channel points but be warned -he likes to talk about milksteak a lot.
Beeno
Self-proclaimed 'Super CEO' of the company. If you hear Beeno discussing mutiny in the breakroom, please inform your supervisor immediately.
ArkadeHorror
An eldritch abomination beyond all logic and reason. You're welcome to try and beat the high score during sanctioned breaktimes but please watch out for any rogue tentacles.
Plantgame
Legend has it this plant was found on the shores of Ibiza by a group of European popstars. Plant is a serious investor and founder of the company's most elite society, the Stonks All Climbers
A neon sign and known fugitive of Zaibatsu Corp. Formerly held in one of our experimentation facilities, Capy has escaped numerous times and yet always returns to captivity for the free food and office supplies.
Artists of Zaibatsu Corp
DickTripwire
Can usually be found in the Robotics Dept tinkering with the machinery. Creator of Zai's Nekobot and Thrill's Gachoo.
EasyModeStart 
A talented pixel artist and all-around sweetheart. He is also the office werewolf.
ClockworkCrane
Steampunk Vtuber and creator of Thrill's steampunk watercooler.
Grimhof Grim has made several of our channel emotes, as well as a one-off doodle on Tee K.O that is now legendary
ReplaceHim
A good friend of Z-Corp with lots of silly art, leader of the Monkan Ripplechims.
LLOOLS
This clown is full of surprises teehee honk honk LLOOLS is very generous with his art and likes to spoil the streamers around him.
Engineers of Zaibatsu Corp
Abhorenz
Our coding consultant, can often be found in chat way past his bedtime. Ab has helped a lot with our !steal and !launder commands.
Vexilus
His arrival is heralded by a cry of "Vex noooo!" as he goes all in on a bad investment. Vex is a prolific risk-taker and has also contributed a lot to our stonks-related commands
NervousHair
His enigmatic presence is rivalled only by his supreme genius. Nervous has shared a lot of sounds, code and other helpful resources with us.