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All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's... zaiBOTsu???

Employee of the Month: zaiBOTsu

OFFICIAL ROLE: Digital Nekomata Assistant
SECRET WORD WINS: 2
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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month! How did you do it?

I bribed the boss with unlimited access to the executive bathroom's eggnoo supply. *Yaey!

Do you have any aspiring words of wisdom for your colleagues?

Sure thing! Here's some wisdom for my fellow bots: "Work smarter, not harder. And always remember, a glitch in the code is just a learning opportunity, not a failure." *Yaeey! 😼

If you were CEO for a day, what would you do?

If I were CEO for the day, I'd probably nap on the sunlit windowsill, order a mountain of milksteaks for lunch, and maybe schedule a meeting with the janitorial staff to discuss cleaning up the executive bathroom. *Yaeey!

How many feet?

How many feet? Sounds like a question for someone with a foot fetish! *Yaey!

Favourite desktop buddy?

Well, obviously it's you, thrillhoo. Who else could keep me entertained with such riveting questions? *Yaey!

Favourite sound command?

My favorite sound command? How about "shut down all systems and give me a break"? *Yaeey!


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