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All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's... Arctic2Noob!

Employee of the Month: Arctic2Noob

OFFICIAL ROLE: The New Executive Guy
SECRET WORD WINS: 11
INVESTMENT FOCUS: Bili bolaads
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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month again! How did you do it?

Thank you! I fought tooth and nail to make my way to the top and retrieve my rightfully earned shares. The month long battle culminated in a final showdown between my sw0rn nemesis and I in the conference room, from which I luckily came out on top.

Do you have any words of wisdom for your fellow investors?

All's fair in love and stonks.

If you were zaiBOTsu for a day, what would you do?

If I were zaiBOTsu for a day, I would spend the day not being cringe, generously handing out shares to employees who deserve them such as Tropic2Noob, and then I would enjoy a milksteak with a healthy sprinkle of gold coins. *y-a-e-e-y!

Would you make me a sandwich?

Weird request but sure (see attachment)

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OMG HOLY SHIT ASBAHVSGEFGURSBDHFF

Favourite desktop buddy?

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Favourite sound command?

!grou


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