All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's Arctic2noob!

OFFICIAL ROLE: The New Guy
SECRET WORD WINS: 2
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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month! How did you do it?

With honest work and determination. I had to prioritize the company before anything else and fight to protect my hard earned assets from would-be usurpers. The encouragement and loving words from an esteemed coworker were what got me through the crunch of the final hours.

Do you have any advice for your fellow co-workers?

My advice would definitely be to look into offshore investing and to not operate heavy machinery while under the influence of the company stream.

If you were CEO of the company for a day, what would you do?

If I were to be CEO for a day, I would definitely invest in more heavy machinery for the employees to operate while under the influence of the company stream.

How many feet?

Hold with me now, I'm somewhat on the edge with this question. I personally have two, but I'm thinking maybe six feet ain't so far off as to be put down as an option.

Favourite Desktop Buddy?

Favourite sound command?

!hellyeah + !what

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