All rise for the Employee of the Month!
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... It's Tarkov!!!



OFFICIAL ROLE: Financial Advisor Gratuity Specialist
SECRET WORD WINS: 3
INVESTMENT FOCUS: Returnable Worms

ACCESS LEVEL:

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month again! How did you do it?

Hard work and extra overtime

Do you have any words of wisdom for your fellow investors?

Stonks all is the only way!

If you were zaiBOTsu for a day, what would you do?

First I would eat a bunch of gold coins and milksteak, followed by not being cringe, then take a trip to the executive bathroom where I would syntax error. *YAEEY!

Would you make me a sandwich?

I'm going to need very large bread.

Favourite desktop buddy?

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Favourite sound command?

Still !worms

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EoM Prizes

Your name and picture of your choice featured on stream for whole month!

Featured page on this website with personalized facts and interview!

A special fanfare and applause when you enter chat each stream!

A bonus 69420 Z-shares to give you a headstart in next month's contest!

Free art request from Thrill or music request from Zai!

Twitch VIP badge!

Exclusive STAR EMPLOYEE role in our Discord!