All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's Im_Link_not_Zelda!

INVESTMENT FOCUS: Carrot-Carrots

SECRET WORD WINS: 8

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month! How did you do it?

Come into chat on the last day, !stonks all, loose all stonks. Wait for secret word, win secret word for 2 million stonks. !stonks all, double profit. Wait for people to steal from you, make them feel bad, they launder the stonks back. Play a game of !stonks all chicken with Smathers, watch them loose all stonks. Be friends with Planties, have faith in the Dice Gods, and wait for it all to blow over. ^-^

Do you have any inspiring words of wisdom for your colleagues?

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. All of you are Gems!!! You've got this!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you -you could, you'll do, you -you wants, you, you could do so, you -you'll do, you could -you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

When I-I would, when, can, want to be a beautiful butterfly.

Do you know a good recipe for Milksteak?

Wagyu beef, make sure that bad boy is is grade 5. Sear it on all sides. Grab that blender, make sure to slowly increase the blending setting throughout the blend of the wagyu. Then, you want to make sure that you get the best homemade vanilla gelato from your local Ice Cream shop. Add to blender, blend until mixed well. Pour into favourite glass (Mines a mason jar), top with some squooshie cream, a drizzle of melted chocolate coins ontop. Bobs your Uncle, Fanny's your Aunt, you have a lovely Milksteak. ^-^

Favourite Desktop Buddy?

You already know. xD

Favourite sound command?

!i !ki !a

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EoM PRIZES:

  • Your name and picture of your choice featured on stream for whole month
  • Featured page on this website with personalized facts and interview!
  • A special fanfare and applause when you enter chat each stream
  • A bonus 69420 Z-shares to give you a headstart in next month's contest
  • Free art request from Thrill or music request from Zai
  • VIP badge
  • Exclusive STAR EMPLOYEE role in our Discord