All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's... THRILLHOO??



OFFICIAL ROLE: Watercooler/ Head of H.R Dept
SECRET WORD WINS: DISALLOWED
LEDGER ENTRIES: CLASSIFIED

ACCESS LEVEL:

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month! How did you do it?

I owe it all to my Human Resources. Those guys are the best. I might be in the hole for 6 milly, and some plantgoons may be coming over to break my cupholder at some point, but my department demands recognition.

Do you have any aspiring words of wisdom for your colleagues?

I've seen powerful figures rise and fall in this game. Connect with your peers. Make deals. Become an absolute piece of shit. Your efforts and risks will be handsomely rewarded. Nobody has ever won EoM with measly little 2% investments at a time. Go big or get off the sales floor - the Stonks All Climb is the only way.

If you were CEO for the day, what would you do?

idk I guess I might finally be able to do something about our little 'hacker' situation

(I know you're reading this, linden-breath - and I know you're STILL dicking around with this 'secret page' bullshit, and it's Wet Pets for you, my friend. This isn't over. I'll send you a love letter straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You receive a love letter from me, you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!)

How many feet?

I am not permitted to have feet at this time.

Favourite desktop buddy?

OMG I have SOOOOOO many! Hold up

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Favourite sound command?

Wait, I have more

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Thrill, STOP

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Okay I think that's it.

Favourite sound command?

Ooh wait, I forgot the secret static one!!!

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I love this guy ^_^

FAVOURITE SOUND COMMAND?

!tim cracks me up. !mufaza needs more love. A well-placed !janet always brightens my day :3

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EoM Prizes

Your name and picture of your choice featured on stream for whole month!

Featured page on this website with personalized facts and interview!

A special fanfare and applause when you enter chat each stream!

A bonus 69420 Z-shares to give you a headstart in next month's contest!

Free art request from Thrill or music request from Zai!

Twitch VIP badge!

Exclusive STAR EMPLOYEE role in our Discord!