All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's CapySatsuma!



OFFICIAL ROLE: Tesco Mum
INVESTMENT FOCUS: Seinfeld bass riffs
SECRET WORD WINS: 31

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month again! How did you do it?

I ate my Zaibix for breakfast, believed in Zaidration and prayed to the Dark Lord, Kay to bless me with the power to wisely invest fairly and not at all probably cheated.

Do you have any aspiring words of wisdom for your colleagues?

Invest today and you too can steal all your winnings from whoever's at the top of the list every month. Just don't steal from me, or the Capy Lawyers will do nothing and sit there with a Satsuma on their head. Everyone wants that.

If you were zaiBOTsu for a day, what would you do?

Learn the way of being not cringe in any capacity, just like them. *yaey!

Would you make me a sandwich?

Sure, what type of sandwich do you aspire to become?

Favourite desktop buddy?

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Now, then, forever, Kairu will protect the offshores of the Neon Lagoon in my heart. So long as it doesn't swim in to the toxic waste again.

Favourite sound command?

I don't give a !fork

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EoM Prizes

Your name and picture of your choice featured on stream for whole month!

Featured page on this website with personalized facts and interview!

A special fanfare and applause when you enter chat each stream!

A bonus 69420 Z-shares to give you a headstart in next month's contest!

Free art request from Thrill or music request from Zai!

Twitch VIP badge!

Exclusive STAR EMPLOYEE role in our Discord!