All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's plantgame!

OFFICIAL ROLE: Cyber Sports Specialist
INVESTMENT FOCUS: Tactical Skat Hammocks
SECRET WORD WINS: 36

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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month! This is now your third EoM win! How do you do it?

A rare 0 to 10 mil stonk all climb on the last day was even new for me, i had to get one more in before the Rumble Only Rollers take over the meta.

Do you have any words of wisdom for your aspiring climbers?

Always pay back your debts! An honorable climb tastes so much sweeter than one built on lies.

If you were zaiBOTsu for a day, what would you do?

Secretly install a copy of Sno on every employee's computer and pulse subliminal shill messages to them. *yaey!

Would you make me a sandwich?

No sammies, but ill make dimmies for all.

Favourite desktop buddy?

Currently, an underused gem, my boi QuarkSpin.

Favourite sound command?

!cherries is getting heavy rotation, !abe into !cherries if you wanna get fancy.

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