All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's slowblinkrod!
(also known sometimes as plantgame)

INVESTMENT FOCUS: Offshore bananas
SECRET WORD WINS: 26

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month! How did you do it?

Follow the path of the righteous... the infamous Stonks All Climb. To percent stonk is to accept defeat..

Do you have any advice for your fellow co-workers?

Slowblink & Rod; Financiers and Asset Management Specialists, are awaiting your call to explain the benefits of offshore Zshare holding

If you were CEO of the company for a day, what would you do?

Company Beach Daytrip and a wild party with Gregalan at Nights to end the day

How many feet?

Lots behind the OnlyPlants paywall

Favourite Desktop Buddy?

Favourite sound command?

!bcv with a lynxHi, or !wasabi in a pinch

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