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All rise for the Employee of the Month!
It's Tarkov!
Employee of the Month: Tarkov!

OFFICIAL ROLE: Financial Advisor/Gratuity Specialist
SECRET WORD WINS: 5
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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month again! How did you do it?

Hard work and determination.

We're seeing an increase in villain arcs lately. Do you have any warnings for your rivals?

Better watch your back, Mr. Tarkov and Mr. Plant have guaranteed results

If you were Super CEO for a day (if such a role existed), what would you do?

I would usurp Beeno's spot in the noita mod

Would you say you're a good lil stirrer?

Stir it up!

Favourite desktop buddy?

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Favourite sound command?

!worms


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