All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's Tarkov!

OFFICIAL ROLE: Gas Leaker
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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month! How did you do it?

You gotta be cut throat if you wanna climb the corporate ladder, and you also need some luck. I had to stonks all within the last 2 minutes to clutch it.

Do you have any advice for your fellow co-workers?

My advice is to invest in the company, it's the only way to get shares.

If you were CEO of the company for a day, what would you do?

Oooo tricky question, I'd definitely sneak into the executive bathroom

How many feet?

!6feet

Favourite Desktop Buddy?

Favourite sound command?

My favorite sound command is probably !worms

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