All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's sw0rdcery!

OFFICIAL ROLE: Fax Machine
SECRET WORD WINS: 10

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month! How did you do it?

I cheated.

Do you have any advice for your fellow co-workers?

Don't visit the executive restroom. Trust me.

If you were CEO of the company for a day, what would you do?

Give the position to beeno (with full access to the nuclear launch codes), then resign.

How many feet?

Yes.

Favourite Desktop Buddy?

Favourite sound command?

You STILL owe me a new acorn

I don't owe you shit!

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