Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month again! How did you do it?
Thank you! Through careful manipulation of my noospheric energy signature, I was able to avoid the detection of my intentions by the Zainority Reports of the Ledger-Keepers and to secure my rightful place at the top in the critical final moments. I achieved this through a combination of honourable dueling, dishonourable dueling, asset procurement, involuntary asset procurement, and an unconventional tactic of storing funds in an untouchable charity account.
You displayed your more villainous side this month. Do you have any words of warning for your enemies?
Keep your eyes open, you never know who might have a bloody pistol.
If you were a Ledger-Keeper for a day, what would you do??
If I were a Ledger-Keeper for a day, I would access the Ledger-Scape and find the truth about [REDACTED]
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Arctic?
Do you make up these questions Mrs Hooden? What do you mean I'm not helping!?
They're just questions, Arctic. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response... Favourite desktop buddy?
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