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All rise for the Employee of the Month! It's AtlasHoki!

Employee of the Month: AtlasHoki

INVESTMENT FOCUS: Pre-owned trabampolines
SECRET WORD WINS: 1
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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

Congratulations on winning Employee of the Month! How did you do it?

I just gambled it all. When in doubt, stonks all!

Do you have any words of wisdom for your fellow co-workers?

Remember... there's always something afoot at the Circle K.

If you were CEO of the company for a day, what would you do?

Bring Your Gameboy to Work Day. All day.

How many feet?

4 and a third

Favourite desktop buddy?

Does Clippy count?

No. But we do have a Japanese office assistant that may interest you!

📎 Attachment:
Dolphin Assistant

Favourite sound command?

Wasabiiii...


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