Happy New Year from ZAIBATSU CORP!

Relax, CONSUME, enjoy!

In a dramatic turn of events, our previous year of operations ended in an unprecedented clash for control on the Secret Word leaderboard. As we prepare for the dawn of a new era, please remember to stay Zai-drated. ZAIBATSU CORP loves you. Your compliance is our utmost priority.

ZAIBATSU CORP: Don't think. Just drink.