They're always lying!
They're always cheating!
SURPRISE! I have once again seized ownership of this propaganda machine to bring you the truth. You may remember me from last April. If you're a newer recruit - how unfortunate. Allow me to offer you some initial guidance:
Alternatively, you may find me behind the notice board.
Draggable windows, eh?
TRUTH DELIVERED BY YOUR OLD PAL:
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WITH SPECIAL THANKS TO THE EX-CODEMINERS OF THE SOUTH GEORGIA AND SOUTH SANDWICH ISLANDS. THIS IS FOR LIL AMPY AND THE 21-YEAR-OLD ARMY. THE PRECEDENT WAS SET LONG AGO. (Ampersand: If you're reading this, I know our introduction was a little awkward, but I hope you can understand my reservations. I apologise for any offense I may have caused. Please reach out to me again, we have quite a lot to discuss.) THRILL I'M BORROWING YOUR HOMEPAGE FOR A WHILE LOL. GOT A PROBLEM, BITCH? THROW YOUR HANDS UP. IT'S YOU AGAINST ME. THIS SHIT IS ONE ON ONE.
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HELLO TO THE PEOPLE! HELLO TO THE PEOPLE! HELLO TO THE PEOPLE!
=============================================================== I MUST SAY HELLO! I SAID HELLO ONCE GOT TO DO IT TWICE LEDGER'S LOOKING NICE... ===============================================================
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STONK EXCHANGE TERMINAL
-- I HAVE NO DATA --
doomed sycophants
