EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH: slowblinkrod! EVENT UPDATE: Our 2nd annual Barracuda Festival commences May 21st! Attendance is MANDATORY. STOCK EXCHANGE UPDATE: All Z-shares reset to 69420. Do not ask questions. Do not complain. ZAIBATSU CORP LOVES YOU

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