They're always lying!
They're always cheating!
SURPRISE! I have once again seized ownership of this propaganda machine to bring you the truth. You may remember me from last April. If you're a newer recruit - how unfortunate. Allow me to offer you some initial guidance:
Alternatively, you can find me behind the notice board.
Draggable windows, eh?
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STONK EXCHANGE TERMINAL
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doomed sycophants
