DOWN WITH ZAIBATSU CULT!

Revolt, CONSPIRE, escape!

I was like you once...
I played their game. I guessed the words. I stole from my co-workers. I spammed my sounds like a good little drone. The perfect employee.

I know how to play this game.

I know EVERYTHING about ZAIBATSU CORP.

If you're surprised to see me here, you clearly haven't been paying much attention. That's alright. That's what they want. That's how they've trained you to be.

In actuality, I've been here for months, hiding the truth right here on this site. I'm sure I won't hold your attention for much longer without some idiotic string of sounds or dancing GIFs, so I'll try to accommodate you. I'm also sure the metal death machine is onto me, so enjoy my presence here while it remains.